A plan to fix everything
Being stuck in a hotel room in St. Louis calls for desprate measures when one tries to entertain themselves. I give you the DNC drinking game.
- Drink once whenever they mention this mysterious “Change” thing I keep hearing about.
- Drink once whenever someone gives a speech talking like a robot.
- Drink once whenever they show someone in a stupid hat.
- Drink 5 times whenever they show the lady with the toilets on her stupid hat who doesn’t realize she is saying she has shit for brains.
- Drink 10 times anytime Michelle Obama says anything, just to make the stupid stop. (Common.. “even though he’d grown up all the way on the other side of the continent in Hawaii“)
- Take a shower a scolding hot shower with bleach anytime you see Hilliary Clinton, even though all the scrubbing in the world make that feeling go away.
- Tip your 40 to your homie anytime you see Bill Clinton.
- Chug a bottle of vodka and chase it with a case of beer if any news coverage mentions the person who should be our next president.
Watching the convention, the elaborate stage, the people dressed like jackasses (no pun intended), giving hollow promises to fix everything, I can’t help but think of this.
Oh no, what have I done?
So after having a photo blog up here for a little bit and posting little snippets on twitter I decided to start a blog again.
I am working on getting my photos back up in a new gallery. I considered getting a flickr account but I cant remember my old yahoo user name and password, plus they have some stupid language in their agreement when you sign up that scares me, so i will just host my own.
I have been shooting in raw for a while and am finally learning how to properly harness its super magical power, so I get to go back and actually process the raw files.
Anyways, this will end up being a place to read about my adventures in photography, Settle, beer, veganisim, music and whatever else ends up spilling out of my brain and all over the keyboard.